L’Evoluzione di un Programmatore
High School/Jr.High
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
First year in College
program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end.
Senior year in College
(defun hello (print (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))
New professional
#include <stdio.h> void main(void) { char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) printf("%s", message[i]); printf("\n"); }
Seasoned professional
#include <iostream.h> #include <string.h> class string { private: int size; char *ptr; string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1])
{ ptr[0] = 0; } string(const string &s):size(s.size) { ptr = new char[size + 1]; strcpy(ptr, s.ptr); } ~string() { delete [] ptr; } friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &,
const string &); string &operator=(const char *); }; ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream,
const string &s) { return(stream << s.ptr); } string &string::operator=(const char*chrs) (And some others Lines of Code)
Master Programmer
[ uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA0030) ] library LHello { // bring in the master library importlib("actimp.tlb"); importlib("actexp.tlb"); // bring in my interfaces #include "pshlo.idl" [ uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA0030) ] cotype THello { interface IHello; interface IPersistFile; }; }; [ exe, uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA0030) ] module CHelloLib { // some code related header files importheader(<windows.h>); importheader(<ole2.h>); importheader(<except.hxx>); importheader("pshlo.h"); importheader("shlo.hxx"); importheader("mycls.hxx"); // needed typelibs importlib("actimp.tlb"); importlib("actexp.tlb"); importlib("thlo.tlb"); [ uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA0030), aggregatable ] coclass CHello
(and many others Lines of code)
Apprentice Hacker
#!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg; open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die
"Can't write $arg: $!\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; } } else { print ($msg); } 1;
Seasoned Hacker
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out
Guru Hacker
% echo "Hello, world."
New Manager
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12 Bob, could you please write me a program
that prints "Hello, world."? I need it by tomorrow. ^D
Senior Manager
% zmail jim I need a "Hello, world."
program by this afternoon.
Chief Executive
% letter letter: Command not found. % mail To: ^X ^F ^C % help mail help: Command not found. % damn! !: Event unrecognized % logout
Questa gira da aprecchio ma è sempre divertente,soprattutto le ultime dei manager 😀